kya likhun?? i am definitely bored. and not at the best of my moods. so dont expect too much from this post. infact, expect nothing from this post. i am feeling sleepy. i will sleep. i dont know what to write. i am a rockstar. am i dreaming already. where am i. who am i. don. why am i not using any question marks. anyway. subway. halfway. bank jaana tha yaar mujhe. main bank gaya bhi tha. par bank band (BAND. SAND. AND) tha. uff. yeh kaisi uljhan hai. pondy dekhe ek jamaana ho gayaa yaar. pondy. mere dost. duniya matlab (MATLAB. MATHTYPE. SAS. why am i not using any commas.) ki hai. h7 wale pondy. mere dost. teri muskaan dekhne ko main taras gaya hun. ek dialogue maarne ka mann kar raha hai. i didnt invent the rainy season. its just that i own the best umbrella. teen din se main apna chhata laanaa bhi bhool jata hun. mujhe kya ho gaya hai. kya yeh ek sapna hai. sapna kya kisi ladki ka naam hai. kya computer-clock band ho gaya hai. samay beet kyun nahi raha hai. aaj shanivaar hai. chuhe ko bukhaar hai. aur kya likhun. a=b. b=c. c=d. d=e. e=f. f=g. where a. b. c. d. and e are complex numbar. ab isse jyada funny main aur nahi ho sakta. ek ek sentence likhne mein mujhe ek-ek ghanta lag raha hai. phone kyun nahi aa raha hai. kya is post ko main post karunga. ab aur kitni gandagi machaunga main. ek theory hai. life ke baare mein. par batane ka mann nahi kar raha hai. if this post is not making any sense to you then you need to take long pauses at every period. this post is genious. main aur meri tanhai. kya tanhai bhi ladki ka naam hai. main yeh post kyun likh raha hun. mujhe hee phone karna padega lagta hai. main ab number dial karne wala hun. koi phone utha kyun nahi raha hai. kya is baar bhi mera chutiya katne wala hai. mujhe khud hee shop jaana padega lagta hai. kya yeh mere perseverance ki test hai.

10 comments:

  1. //i am a rockstar.

    ROFL! this was one of hte best ones in recent times! :P

     
  2. Dhakkan

    abe teri tabiyat theek hai na! hehe! :D

    mujhe lagta tha ki 'crazy' tu bus aishe hee likhti hai.

     
  3. tanhai kisi ladki ka naam nahin hai

    tanhaiyaan himesh ke gane ka naam hai....

    sense kiska naam hai ???

     
  4. gazal

    haan yaar. sense ka naam kahin toh suna tha maine bhi.

    tanhaiyaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! kya jabse himesh ne yeh gana gaya, sabhi 'tanhai'yon ke apne naam badal liye kya>?

     
  5. donst,"khussshhh to aaj bahut hoge tummm!!!!" ..im so damned bored to earth ki i have started reading ur chutiyapa blogs.....meri company waalo ne mujhe itna bore kar diya hai jitne main insti mein bhi nahi hua tha ...donst,aur tum is baar election mein kyu nahi khade ho jaate.....bahut popularity badh rahi hai tumhari
    tumhara DONST

     
  6. abe donst

    abe donst, khus toh kar diya tumne mujhe bahuuuuut. aur tumhari dots daalne kee aadat gayee nahi abhi taki. tunhari ishi adaa pe toh tumse chat karne wali ladkiyan flat ho jaati hain donst!

    abe 25 saal ka toh hone de!

     
  7. dost,waise itne logtumhare blog kaise padhne lag gaye hai aajkal...mujhe aaj bhi yaad hai wo din jab tum khud ke hi blogs padh kar zor zor se hansa karte the aur khud hi anonymous comment maara karte the..aisa kya kiya hai aakhir donst tumne.....pondy keh raha tha ki wo to tumhare archieves bhi khatam kar chuka hai ...infact tumhare favourites bhi...dost "mu-sigma" waalo ne tumhare jaise heere ko tarasha hai dost,shud appreciate that

     
  8. YARR AAJ MAIN BHI BAHUT BORE HO RAHI HUN OFFICE MAIN, PAKA KE RAKH DIYA HAI YAAR IN LOGO NE, TERA BLOG PADHKE ASIE LAGA KE MAINE HI LIKHA HO JAISE,

    MANN GAYE BOSS ,EKDUM DILSE, KHAS KAR KE AAJ SOMWAR HAI WALA HISSA

     
  9. tera yeh blog padh ke itta achha laga ke kya bataun. office main baithe baithe paka diya yarr , kuch kaam nahi, tera blog ikdum mere mann ki daastan,

    ekdum dilse haan, khas karke woh aaj somwar hai wala, thanks

     
  10. gobhichor,

    tera comment padhke mujhe bhi bahut mast lagaa yaar. tera naam padhke aur bhi mast lagaa.

    thnaks. mast rah.