Issued in my interest!

main aapke(aapke yaa apne?? who cares!) haath jodta hun, pair padta hun. Agar aap galti se bhi is page pe aaye hain toh, piliz ek comment maar doh, maai-baap.

I wud have written same thing in angrezi too, in case any firangi walks into this page, but then the probability of even a single soul getting into this page is so less that I dont want to waste my resources on something that is even rarer than seeing some UFO or UOF or whatever it is. Dont tell me that I sud try commenting on my own posts because i already have; and believe me its not at all funny.

Talking on firangis, I have seen a sapna. That someday I will finally marry a firangi. You ask how?? ofcourse in no times I wud be fired from my current job and then i will get to do the job of my dreams which is driving an autorikshaw by the way. And one day while I am dreaming abt meeting an angrez kudi outside the chhatrapati shivaji terminus (or is it an international airport), I wud get to meet the girl with blonde hairs(hair??? wgac i.e. who gives a crap!).

Salaame-ishq. kya movie thi yaar. I am so lucky to have seen it in my one lifetime. seen? completed?? hardly matters. again, wgac.

so thr are some things that sud be definitely written about. so i had been to IIT(abe how do we increase it's font size. just bolding is not enuf, dude!) for my convocation and mr laxmi nivas mittal was the chief guest. aah, this will also be my first time wen i wud board my first DHAkkan flight. But not without any interruptions. so what are the chances that your first flight gets cancelled. yaa, if you are boarding on an Air Deccan flight the chances cud be as high as 100% depending on the kind of spoon that you had in your mouth wen you landed on this duniya. why is this not AT All funny??? Pathetic. No more divergences now on. i promise.

haan so i had been rescheduled for a 4 am flight next morning and obvioussly i cudnt get the enuf dose of that heavenly drug that is called sleep. gaaawd, i sud stop reading wodehouse. anyway, bak to convocation haal. so i dozed away gloriously to sleep and listen to his 'inspirational' speech only that time wen he chose to call eye eye tea as double eye tea. and that was okay with me. but then he switched bak to eye eye tea again. what is this mr mittal??! i know i like laughing but you are disturbing me frm my sleep. anyway if anyone is interested then 'perseverance' and 'i -dont-remember-something' are the two important factors that have helped him build arcelor-mittal.

AAh wat else? cudnt see the remaining episodes on scrubs season six. met the same old disturbingly-close friends. yaa, you can cry now.

3 comments:

  1. Comment!

    Btw, congratulations on your convocation.. photu dikha!

     
  2. abe tu aa gayee meri angel.

    kahan thi abhi tak haan.
    tujhe kitna khoja, yahan wahan.

    kitne nariyal chadha daale.
    gali gali tera naam leke chillata raha.

    vada kar ki mujhe chhod ke kahin nahi jaayegi ab.

     
  3. mishti

    :-)

    thanks for commenting!