double huh!

Again, I dont have anything in particular here to bore you with. One thing that is purely unintential here is the way I write. I mean the way I refer to you as 'you'. Conversational style of writing. Okk, I have coined this term, and you are the witness. Anyway, So there is really nothing big going on in my life. I am as stupid as I always have been. I know that to make yourself believe that you are not an idiot, you must not reiterate 'im an idiot' in your mind for more than ten times a day. Haha. You ask why I laughed. Because I just cracked a joke! Phew. Anyway.

So, My heart is etching to watch Casino Royale again in PVR. But everywhere the movie has been pulled off the theatres. How I want to watch this movie again on the big screen! shy! I dont think I liked any of the movies that I have seen at Huma Adlabs, which screened some B-grade porn-without-skin movies before it was turned around into a multiplex by the way, including Rang De Basanti, Lage Raho MunnaBhai, Superman Returns, HP3, KingKong (yea! I am a 10 year old kid!) this much. There are many reasons. First, the chairs were so beeping uncomfortable. Second, Never ever go and watch the kid movies. Third, dont watch any English movies. Okk, I didnt watch Casino Royale dubbed in Hindi. But the language was no longer a constraint. In spite of British accent that is so hard to digest, and understand I really liked this movie.Okk! DOnt worry I am not going to marry Mr Bond. I mean it's not really possible actually. Mr Bond is too busy with the affairs that have national importance. And he doeant even know me. Oh My Gawd, I am so funny. As I typed these lines just now, I remember the episode of FRIENDS where a girl is stalking Joey thinking that he is this doctor Drek Ramoray. Hee hee. OK, you have got to watch FRIENDS. Genius.

What's next?! Umm.. There is this incident from my first interview that I would like to remember. May be I will tell my kids this incident, before they go to their interviews, to make them feel better. So they were two. A girl, an MBA from some UK unversity, and a boy, a senior from our hostol actually. So the girl was definitely there for HR kinds thing. So she asked, ' tell me two of your weak points?' Now I had prepared for this idiotic questions but then suddenly I went blank for some seconds. So I said I become too loud sometimes. Too loud as in little exciited while talking. So she said, ' It's OK! Ashish ( the boy) is always loud. It doesnt really matter actually as long as you make sense.'. So as you all know I am an extremely funny guy. I showed my teeth and replied back, 'That's the point. I dont make sense.'. Aah! Wasnt it fun! Mr Ashish did the rest, 'So you talk nonsense all the times.' 'Yes.'. And I left the room actually thinking that these guys are actually gonna hire me. Little worried, cos I actually didnt want to join them.

Okk!! I should go now.

4 comments:

  1. //So as you all know I am an extremely funny guy.

    LOL! You sure are! Had fun reading it.

    I'm so glad you moved to blogger!

     
  2. lazy nirwa

    hee hee! you were the sole inspiration. i just hope that i write regularly.

    thanks for the comments! they mean a lot to me.

     
  3. cheer up man..u sound so monotonous that its almost funny:P..btw post something on Shantaram.

     
  4. scarface

    that was the whole idea. i mean.. not to come up as total loser.

    thanks for going through the torture. and please dont sue me.

    yaa, i guess i can write more on shantaram.