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Orkut! It used to be a roller coaster experience for me each time I visited it. It still is. Must say that it has changed for worse though. I mean you can not look at the pics of people (ok read gals!) if they dont want strangers to look at their album. Yeh toh galat baat hai yaar. Hum jaise honhaar logo ke kathin parishram ka madhur phal hota hai kanyaaon ke chitro ko parakhanaa. Okk. I sud stop trying to be funny. But seriously wasnt being able to look at any random girl's pics was our birth right??! Ladkiyaan kab se itni nirdayee ho gayeein????!

what am i?? 17?? just entered a college wher you gotta do nothing but check orkut, download movies and watch porn?? seriously, arent offices meant to be worked in??! why dont they use CCTV to track the working habit of their employees?? why dont they just block orkut?? or Blogspot?? OR internet?? no rahe baans. naa baje baansuri. i mean i seriously dont want to waste my time. but i am not a believer in resisting the temptation and similar sort of shit. i am human. if you give a man a whistle, the best way to make him whistle it is to ask him not to whistle it. And so i gave into all the temptation, for if you dont resist them, finally aapka giveup ho hee jaayega un sabhi se. for the uninitiated 'giveup' is a universal word, cud be a noun, a pronoun, a verb, a proverb, a proposition, a proproposition. okk. few example sud help. 1. main bahut giveup banda hun. 2. abe, giveup naa maar! 3. abe giveup maar yaar. 4. life se giveup ho gaye. 5. giveup karaa diya yaar. 6. giveup ho gayaa yaar.

seriously giveup ho gaya is give up ke chakkar mein. okk. so as i sud let the world know that i have been *kho**kho* WORKING in office at 1:34 am i wud let you know that i am writing this blog at 1:35 in morning which coincidently happens to be just one minute later than initially mentioned 1:34 am. kyun ho gayaa naa?? GIVE UP??!

aah, back to orkut. kya bataun. i mean KYA bataun main???? itne studd log baithe huye hain! ek se badkar ek. i used to be one of them. but now that i am out of ideas of making my profile thoda-sa-hatke from other profiles, i have opted to keep most of the space blank. i mean the only way to hide stupidity is a complete ban on expression. but still i have got my own ways of making some changes now and then and for just now i have put on amrita arora as my profile pic. i mean how cool is that. well i thot i wud be flooded with scraps inquiring about my possible attempt at trans-sexuality and offers of dates with my gud for nothing boyfriends and random despos. but as i said, zamana aage nikal chuka hai.

chalo bhai logo. mujhe jaana hai ab. aaj ke liye maine apne aap ko 10 scraps kar liye hain.

Aint i funny???

seriously..

Posted in: on Saturday, January 19, 2008 at at 1:17 AM